Funny Stories on the Way into Work

I'm driving to work this morning and I hear the following stories:

1)For those of you not in the greater Cincinnati OH area, yesterday was the opening ceremony for the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center with Laura Bush as the key speaker. 10 years to plan, 2 years to build, it was a fairly big deal here locally. Several celebrities were suppossed to be on hand but ditched at the last minute. One of the no shows was P-ditty/Puff Daddy (whatever he calls himself these days). The reason he didn't show? Because Laura Bush would not take any group photos and he felt snubbed! Way to keep the focus on what's important P!

2)Over the last couple years public schools have taken steps (e.g. eliminating dodgeball in gym class) to "help kids feel better about themselves". So it has been determined that when a child gets something wrong on a test, red ink is too negative and will now be changed to purple ink. So even though the child is still 100% wrong, he won't be as upset because purple is more soothing. Lol!